Fatman might be indestructible, but he’s no match for the sharp tongue and iron ruler of Superintendent Superma’am. In this panel, Fatman finds himself back in the classroom, honing his superhero skills under the watchful (and slightly terrifying) eye of Superma’am. Her rigorous “Save people, not sausage trucks” mantra is just the beginning of his uphill battle. 💡 Today’s takeaway: Even heroes sometimes hold it in—for the greater good. Get your free Fatman Bites Mini Comic Collection—the first gloriously messy episodes, including 2 never-before-seen bites (one made specially for World Book Day!). New bites land in your inbox before they hit socials, plus you’ll get exclusive content, behind-the-scenes weirdness, and other Fatman-only goodies. 👉 Subscribe now

It’s Fatman versus a rogue clown in the heart of the neighbourhood—but who’s the real jokester? Our heroic underachiever spots a suspicious clown casually strolling with a bloodied mallet, spiked boots, and a duffle bag of doom. Never one to shy away from danger (or awkward moments), Fatman graciously tries to return a “lost item”—much to the clown’s bemusement. Today’s takeaway: Even the most terrifying clowns appreciate a bit of good old-fashioned British politeness. Get your free Fatman Bites Mini Comic Collection—the first gloriously messy episodes, including 2 never-before-seen bites (one made specially for World Book Day!). New bites land in your inbox before they hit socials, plus you’ll get exclusive content, behind-the-scenes weirdness, and other Fatman-only goodies. 👉 Subscribe now

Love is complicated—especially when one half of the equation is Fatman and the passionate activist Miss Banana. In this episode, Miss Banana takes her disdain for Fatman to new heights, recruiting a shady assassin to end his sausage-fueled antics. Unfortunately for them, they underestimated two crucial things: Fatman’s indestructible physique and his knack for spying… Today’s takeaway: Romance isn’t dead when you stay one sausage ahead #FatmanStyle Get your free Fatman Bites Mini Comic Collection—the first gloriously messy episodes, including 2 never-before-seen bites (one made specially for World Book Day!). New bites land in your inbox before they hit socials, plus you’ll get exclusive content, behind-the-scenes weirdness, and other Fatman-only goodies. 👉 Subscribe now

Fatman is back; this time, he’s juggling monster tentacles and his snack orders. When a mutant menace wreaks havoc in the countryside, Fatman swoops in to save the day—mid-air, casually ensuring his knackwurst order is once again full monty. You only live once, after all. Today’s takeaway: Multitasking is a superpower, especially when sausages are involved. Get your free Fatman Bites Mini Comic Collection—the first gloriously messy episodes, including 2 never-before-seen bites (one made specially for World Book Day!). New bites land in your inbox before they hit socials, plus you’ll get exclusive content, behind-the-scenes weirdness, and other Fatman-only goodies. 👉 Subscribe now

Not all victories come wrapped in glory—some come wrapped in three-ply. Fatman’s latest mission wasn’t exactly heroic, but it was necessary. A police station in crisis. A desperate need for… well, supplies. Armed with sheer determination (and toilet paper), Fatman made his move. Was it stealthy? Questionable. Did he succeed? Kind of. Today’s takeaway: Sometimes, you don’t land perfectly—but as long as you keep going, you’re still in the game. Fail, fumble, flush—move on. Get your free Fatman Bites Mini Comic Collection—the first gloriously messy episodes, including 2 never-before-seen bites (one made specially for World Book Day!). New bites land in your inbox before they hit socials, plus you’ll get exclusive content, behind-the-scenes weirdness, and other Fatman-only goodies. 👉 Subscribe now

Even heroes must pay the bills, and Fatman is no exception! Fatman dons his “professional” clown wig for high-stakes birthday gigs when wallets are light—even in war zones. This time, it’s Chaos in the desert as missiles fly and balloons pop! But Fatman remains unfazed, belting out a birthday tune with gusto and questionable pitch. Today’s takeaway: Heroes wear many hats—or wigs—and sometimes their side hustle involves dodging missiles. Get your free Fatman Bites Mini Comic Collection—the first gloriously messy episodes, including 2 never-before-seen bites (one made specially for World Book Day!). New bites land in your inbox before they hit socials, plus you’ll get exclusive content, behind-the-scenes weirdness, and other Fatman-only goodies. 👉 Subscribe now

First contact? Easy. Impressing intergalactic beings? Bring sausages. When tasked with making history and negotiating peace with an alien civilisation, Fatman’s strategy was simple yet genius—offer the aliens the most gourmet sausage known to humankind. Respecting their cultural preferences (or lack thereof), Fatman presented a sausage handcrafted with Mangalitsa pigs, Parisian truffles, and Egyptian spices, exclaiming, “Only the finest for our extraterrestrial friends!” The aliens seemed... intrigued. Or confused. Same thing, really. Today’s takeaway: When in doubt, always lead with food diplomacy. Get your free Fatman Bites Mini Comic Collection—the first gloriously messy episodes, including 2 never-before-seen bites (one made specially for World Book Day!). New bites land in your inbox before they hit socials, plus you’ll get exclusive content, behind-the-scenes weirdness, and other Fatman-only goodies. 👉 Subscribe now

Love makes us do crazy things… or, in Fatman’s case, crazy laser things. Convinced his mighty laser eyes will free his beloved from the clutches of the monster tree, Fatman swoops in for what he believes is a heroic rescue. But Love, like lasers, is complicated—and the results? Well, let’s just say they’re barking mad. Today’s takeaway: Sometimes, even superheroes must stop and ask for directions—especially in heart matters. Get your free Fatman Bites Mini Comic Collection—the first gloriously messy episodes, including 2 never-before-seen bites (one made specially for World Book Day!). New bites land in your inbox before they hit socials, plus you’ll get exclusive content, behind-the-scenes weirdness, and other Fatman-only goodies. 👉 Subscribe now

In the dead of night, under the solemn gaze of Sir Dude’s statue, Fatman wrestles with life’s greatest mystery: Love—or something like it. Armed with a family pack of cocktail sausages, Fatman dives into a time-honoured ritual of “She loves me, she loves me not…” But as the sausages vanish, so do his chances of clarity. Is Love in the air? Or just the lingering scent of processed meat? Today’s takeaway: When it comes to Love, Fatman teaches us that sometimes, all you need is a little faith, a park bench, and an unreasonable amount of sausages. Get your free Fatman Bites Mini Comic Collection—the first gloriously messy episodes, including 2 never-before-seen bites (one made specially for World Book Day!). New bites land in your inbox before they hit socials, plus you’ll get exclusive content, behind-the-scenes weirdness, and other Fatman-only goodies. 👉 Subscribe now

Love makes fools of us all—even Fatman. In this heart-stopping (and cliff-edge) episode, our sausage-loving hero presents Miss Banana with the most exquisite gift he could muster: an eclectic wurst bouquet. But does Love conquer all? Today’s takeaway: Grand gestures are fantastic, but sometimes, your heart’s in the wrong wurst. Get your free Fatman Bites Mini Comic Collection—the first gloriously messy episodes, including 2 never-before-seen bites (one made specially for World Book Day!). New bites land in your inbox before they hit socials, plus you’ll get exclusive content, behind-the-scenes weirdness, and other Fatman-only goodies. 👉 Subscribe now

As Chaos descends on the city, a mechanical monstrosity lays waste on everything in its path, seagulls and all. Cries for a hero fill the air. Who can save the day? Fatman, of course—or so we hope. Fresh out of a seminar on “How to Make the Right Decisions and Act Quickly,” Fatman is brimming with confidence… just not enough to stop him from getting distracted by a new bratwurst deal. Today’s takeaway: When the world burns, some heroes save it. Others savour it—one sausage at a time. Get your free Fatman Bites Mini Comic Collection—the first gloriously messy episodes, including 2 never-before-seen bites (one made specially for World Book Day!). New bites land in your inbox before they hit socials, plus you’ll get exclusive content, behind-the-scenes weirdness, and other Fatman-only goodies. 👉 Subscribe now

In this episode, Fatman takes his heroics to a new level—space! But even among the stars, his reputation precedes him.As two xenomorph commuters pass by Earth, they wisely heed the galactic warning about Fatman.

Chains of sausages? Check. A ninja with suspicious culinary skills? Double check. Fatman’s latest misadventure takes him to a dungeon where heroics meet haute cuisine. Tied up (quite literally) in a chain of fancy sausages, Fatman isn’t letting his captor’s chains—or their impeccable recipe—go unnoticed. After all, why fight when you can critique?