It’s Fatman versus a rogue clown in the heart of the neighbourhood—but who’s the real jokester?

Our heroic underachiever spots a suspicious clown casually strolling with a bloodied mallet, spiked boots, and a duffle bag of doom. Never one to shy away from danger (or awkward moments), Fatman graciously tries to return a “lost item”—much to the clown’s bemusement.

Today’s takeaway: Even the most terrifying clowns appreciate a bit of good old-fashioned British politeness.

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