First contact? Easy. Impressing intergalactic beings? Bring sausages.

When tasked with making history and negotiating peace with an alien civilisation, Fatman’s strategy was simple yet genius—offer the aliens the most gourmet sausage known to humankind.

Respecting their cultural preferences (or lack thereof), Fatman presented a sausage handcrafted with Mangalitsa pigs, Parisian truffles, and Egyptian spices, exclaiming, “Only the finest for our extraterrestrial friends!” The aliens seemed... intrigued. Or confused. Same thing, really.

Today’s takeaway: When in doubt, always lead with food diplomacy.

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